I wish everyone was okay with me being okay

My most attractive qualities according to one of my friends: belitting bros, that’s hot. talk polisci 2 me. your hair is super shiny etc.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

Things that suck:

Packing, especially when you’re packing everything you own to send somewhere you don’t even want your belongings to be, let alone your life.

Today is my last full day in California for…I don’t even know for how long, and it is heartbreaking. I already miss this place and USC and my friends so much.

Graduation was cool and all, guys, but this leaving this is really not working for me.

whenindsm:

           

Well, today is the worst.

I think I’ve been purposely not studying for this final because once it’s over, I’m done with college.

So, in like 6.5 hours, I will be done with my undergraduate education.

Suffice it to say, I am flipping out right now.

Also, responsible boys just don’t do it for me.